The day I moved in the people were great nice and everything the staff that comes with the place is great. At this moment in time there are not many people living here but change is to be expected in that department right? right. So a few months go by more people move in its about the same as when I moved in to start off with. Then it was almost like a month later the issues started. Here is a list of items and or issues with the life of of living in the ARDEA and Im sure the John Ross is no better in fact the people that live in this area are right down and to the point ASS HOLES! That think they are so much better then every one else that lives in the buildings. The only difference I think would be they pay for HOA's which I find to be a joke and over priced in the condo world. OOOOOooooo I almost forgot there are like 15 of the same GWAD DAMN BMW'S in this building yeah so much better you have to buy the same car as everyone else now there is one person that drives a cool car but its really over rated in my book its a Mazarati he also has a Ferrari no I don't think theres anything wrong the two cars in fact I like the Ferrari but just because you have them does not mean you are the center of the universe and people have to suck up to you cause you have a cool car I say BLAH to people that suck up and kiss ass. If they are kissing your ass then really that means they are lying to your face about liking you or they lie and talk about you behind you back and are not saying nice things you chose what you you think it may be.
So anyways I forgot about the list and went off on something else I feel like Im jumping all over the place but what ever to that LOL!
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- People do not know what how to recycle/put things in a garbage can but instead put it on the ground next to the can. I say really what the fuck.
- Boogers thats right BOOGERS people whip them on the wall and never think twice. I say really is that what you do to your own walls.
- PAINT on the floor yes BLUE PAINT all over the carpet floor on P2 and never said a word to anyone it took like 2 weeks for it to get fixed.
- RUDE people as you are talking to the Concierge at the front desk people will not say excuse me to ask their small question but instead just barge right in the middle of your conversation causing you to come to a complete stop just so you can ACCOMMODATE them and their rude ass self. I say FUCK YOU you think Im rude now will at least I don't think Im the center of the world and people should kneel to me and serve me on silver and gold.
- Cleaning up after your self is not a thing that people here know or even think about doing the grill that is in the common area for all to use is never clean unless you clean it your self before you use it. Again I say your an adult or at least I would like to think you are so clean up after yourself JERK. Also your mother does not live here.
- The maintenance people that are supposed to fix issues in your unit HAHAHAHAHA I went over a month with a gas leak and had to shut my range off and could not use it but I was told I could use it but just turn it back off when I was done with it. Really I say REALLY over a month to fix a leak in a gas range but I can use it if I like just urn it back off when I am done. REALLY first off do you even know how unsafe that is? After that with the same issue I was told they did NOT want to fix it I say Im not paying your fucking RENT but I was nice and didn't say that. My lesson here that I learned was that I should have said Fuck that Im not paying rent till it is fixed and that my gas bill that SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN HAS HIGH as it was you can pay for that as well. Because when the gas was leaking out I was charged for that but I never used it how unfair is that not to mention how uncool that is.
- High school thats what its like to live here all the cool people talk to the cool people all the blacks talk to the blacks and the Fags they don't talk to other fags in the building although there is a couple on the 5th floor that are way cool and they do talk. But when your in the elevator going to your floor if the people in there don't like how you look or what you have on they wont say a word they are so stuck up its like their noises are glued to the ski but as soon as you get off all of them stat talking up a storm I think really it has to do with Ooooo you live on floor 2,3,4,5, or 6 your scum don't talk or even look at me scum thats how they treat you.
- The cleaning crew that work here are I have to say the coolest people in the building they get looked down on as well Im sure from people in the building.
- People think the garage is a race track zooming around each corner and at times almost hitting my car and then they look at you as if your the one that was in the wrong. I say thats right Fuck You. Just because your in your BMW/FAT ASS Lexus/What ever else car your in JEEP does not make you better. SO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN or leave the building 10min early COMMON SENSE is not a strong point with people in this building or even in the SW water front area its sad.
- I'll say it again COMMON SENSE is NOT a strong point in the SW WATER FORNT area.
- The building is not a dog park, people let their dogs run up and down the hall way RUDE other people live here too. Also letting your FUCKING DOG shit in the elevator is REALLY UNCOOL.
- People that wear their stiletto shoes in side the apartment you sound like a CLYDES DALE take your shoes off click clack click clack its like that movie The Devil Wears Prada "I call them the clackers. Cause when they walk through the lobby all you here is click clack click clack"
- SMOKING is not allowed in the building this INCLUDES your patio or did we miss that memo when you singed your contract to live here. NO you more then likely didn't read that part because at that point in time all the words started to look like BLAH BLAH BLAH I just want to move in all ready your waisting my time making me read this BLAH BLAH BLAH.
- Parking I love this one its a pay to park area in 90% of SW water front so if you do get a ticket because of your stupidity then thats on you don't get all flustered and throw your bags around and get all pissed off its clearly marked but then again I guess you have to know how to read to know that its a pay to park area.
- The bathroom in your apartment has got to be the worst its so hard to keep clean. The floor is white and each unit that I have lived in here the bath tub has this blue stuff that grows on it and the only thing I have found that cleans it up is Tilex but it comes back in like a week. I have asked about it but no one seems to want to get back to me on what it is.
- Back to the parking. If you park don't park on the street car tracks you may not have a car to come back to.
- Learning to read street signs is a fundamental thing to know how to do as there are two main strips of road that are both one way is like a GIGANTIC circle You know what the shape is right "O" I know Im an ass right!
- I would really say if your a douche bag, you think that your the center of the universe, you drive the same BMW as everyone else here, your nose is glued to the sky, you think your better then the guy next to you because your ego is ""TOO BIG"", you like to flaunt what you really don't have, you like to booger the walls in the halls, you like to speed race in a tight garage. Then you would more then likely fit right in and this is a great place for you to live.
- If your not any of the above but your more respectable, you know how to use words like thank you or excuse me then this would not but a place for you.
- Also I have to say this but if you have a car and you put ALPHA DOG as your license plate thats a clue that you have to be the biggest DOUCH BAG of all time that or you have a small dick and you have to compensate for what you don't have and you also have to impress people to make them like you.
So if this sounds like you then the ARDEA, The John Ross, The Atwater, The Riva, and The Meriwether are the perfect place for you to call home.
